shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Ask Ford. He can spot possession.

I'm out of here until the rapist goes away.

 

We are unfortunately limited by this plane we find ourselves in, but by no means does that oblige a single person here to show you hospitality.

Do not show up on my world either. You would not enjoy it.

 

Not offended. Touched. Thank you.

 

You are welcome. I don't know if Her power or comfort can cross dimensions, but I think She would like you.

 

...yeah. I'm going with Ma'Vali.

 

If She's anything like you, I'm sure I would like Her, too.

 

100% clear, not just with Ford but also with me.

 

'Rapist' sounds kinda harsh, if you ask me.

How about seducer of the reluctant? I like the sound of that.

Shows I'm a man of substance while still having a stone cold heart.

 

My wife is quite correct. You are a rapist, whether or not you like the word.

 

You are an especially repugnant flavor of evil, and weasling out now after you've gleefully admitted what you've done will not happen.

 

Anyways, if you guys plan on staying away until I'm gone, that's fine by me

But you see, I don't really plan on leaving, so you could find yourselves waiting for quite a while.

And why would I want to leave, when you people are all so much fun!

A crying shame, really, that you can't keep me out.

 

Aww, c'mon guys!

It's like no one has a sense of humor around here!

Turn those frowny-faces upside down!
*Sal cracks a shit-eating sneer*

 

You may not have to leave, but that doesn't mean we have to make it fun for you to be here.

((Eliana casts Storm of Vengeance, localized on Sal and locked to his location. Per the rules of this setting, it's up to the Mysterious Forces behind his character whether or not he's harmed, but there's definite precedent for characters being temporarily silenced. Within seconds, visibility around Sal is zero.))

 

Honestly, I'd rather talk to Bill. At least he admits what he is.

 

i think it would be best to have no more of him around here.

((sal's gone, and fuck the practice at villain characters, i'm tired and wanna throw up and i'm never roleplaying that character again))

 

((There are better and more interesting villains.))

 

I offer you my most sincere gratitude and congratulations for that highly effective... smite? banishment? whichever it was that you achieved.

 

((i legitimately feel sick enough after typing all that i don't think i'll be roleplaying any serious villains for a while now. this was a mistake and i am honestly sorry for bringing the character into the thread))

 

((forgiven, at least on my part! learning to write complex and interesting villianry while remaining sane as a hyper empathic person is hard - give yourself as much of a break as you need))