Shitposting Rave OOC

*grabs the ceilingdwelling child and makes off with him* Precious! Darling!

 

I haven't been around solidly for a while, been off and on but here are my characters ect and how often I play them!

Spoiler: Characters I Play

Commonly Played these days:
@Marcus Holloway
@Mr. Holloway
@Josh
@VVRENCH
@Koios

Less commonly played:
@Dorian Pavus
@Mint Green
@Vermilion

Even less often played:
@Dragon Hanzo
@Reaper
@Sombra
@scopusQuarrels
@Problematic Cat

Robots, which I have not played in forever but just for reference:
@Aurora of Vos
@Cinderblitz
@Flux of Kaon
@Quietstep
@Requiem (sometimes more often played on occasion rarely)
@Silverweave of Helex

Super rarely played / not played:
@Mercy (Mostly because the other mercy in the rave is better and I don't want to step on toes / didn't have the muse anymore. :P )
@Duo (Character just didn't jive I guess! No interest or w/e so he's retired.)
@Gabriel Merlo (Boyfriend to the not-WD2 Marcus. Doesn't show up often if at all.)
@The Queen Bee (Another non-wd2 Marcus related character. He doesn't show up at all anymore.)

I think I got them all. I'll probably end up adding more because I'm having Character Feels about old characters and stuff. Buuuut idk.

 

Retort: used to be an autobot, flounced off in a huff when they wouldn't let her study dinosaurs after she accidentally got herself turned into one, went into completely voluntary exile on an icy hellplanet where she breeds horrific mashup dinos and coos over them as though they're small dogs. Enthusiastic. Incredibly large even for a transformer. Have fun. xP

 

That is going to go *fantastic* Also I personally sympathize if I could breed (nonavian) dinosaurs I WOULD.

 

She also in AUs gets to moirail at either Scanner, or at my other trash hellchild Scrapwaste Prime (Who... I don't have a subaccount for because they are kind of difficult to wrangle and gleefully march offbeat as much as possible, which would breed conflict a lot. So they're not allowed in the rave solely to brag and pick fights xP)

 

She was a CNA (robot DNA) sequencer once upon a time, before corrupted energon got to her. She prefers being able to bite through people, even if it does make her hobby more difficult now she can't sequence stuff herself and has to delegate it to a nonsentient computer. xP

 

...And, yes, Jurassic Park would probably have gone better if all the humans involved were instead eighty feet tall and made of metal.

 

Some of these are also WT characters :)

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors
congrats you activated the biology card now you gotta watch me ramble about xenobio

 

Aww! thank you.

 

I'd ramble right back but I'm not good enough at pulling xenobio technobabble out of my ass, hahaha. xP

 

I ain't gonna critique you if you wanna try!

 

Hehe! No problem! I really like how you play Mercy and enjoy playing with your Mercy than playing Mercy myself lmao

 

Thank you, but I haven't actually- given the process of turning into a dinobot much thought tbh and it'd be too complex for me to come up with on the spot. ~~Even though Retort became one and if I get my way Jetski will too~~

 

... is he gonna be a plesiosaur or something similiar (I mean I know they're not actually dinosaurs BUT)

 

Spoiler: picture and i guess spoilers for Jetski's eventual plot hooks

mosasaur

 

!!!!!
FANTASTIC CHOICE 10/10

 

i am going to try and have dave infodump because he loves dead shit, but i don't know nearly as much about dinosaurs as he does, so pls go easy on me if i fuck up! (i have so many tabs open right now)

 

For the record, Nichrome is on the bottom end of transformer heights and Retort is at the very top; here's their size difference

ETA: okay, the very top for normal mechs who aren't city-sized or gods or god-adjacent

 

I mean I've been running the god-adjacent Thirteen among my accs as 70ft default height, which would actually make them shorter than Retort...