sorry i don't make the rules: ridiculous/lighthearted headcanons

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by furrylatula, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. WinkWonk

    WinkWonk 30 Luminous Shark Distresses The Squeamish

    Even though Cronus could easily buy super fancy makeup that costs more than most lowbloods could even hope to earn in several perigees, he usually gets the cheapest, smudgiest eyeliner possible. He says it's for "authenticity", but mostly he uses it because it will get artfully runny when he cries. [most intense form of pretentious dishevelment.txt]
    Cronus can actually cry at will, and has spent many hours in front of a mirror figuring out the most effective ways to look delicately yet pensively weepy.

    Also, Amporas take their skincare routines very seriously.
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  2. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    You mean Stanley? Ford hadn't been introduced yet. :P
  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    No, Ford. Because "Three-part harmony" was the anti-zombie technique listed in Ford's journal.
  4. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    • cronus has never cleaned out his hive in his life, he just moved to another floor whenever it got too cluttered. as a result, you can walk from the bottom of his hive to the top to witness a chronological record of his personas by the junk he left lying around.
    • this also applies to his captchalogue. it's hard to control and he accidentally ejected an irate living creature once. fuck you mr tinkles you should have been HAPPY to have been used as a potion test subject
    • in a panel that would be a stunning visual callback to orphaner dualscar's introduction panel if i wasn't too lazy to draw it, young cronus discovers the magic of Not Looking Where You Shoot Your New Gun. and then learns what it's like to live without a father.
    • this one's canon! latula has never experienced a silent but deadly fart.
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  5. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    Yep, what Tez said. Seeing as they did in fact successfully defeated the zombies with what was definitely not a three-part harmony, I have no choice but to conclude that whoever wrote that in the journal simply could not tell a harmony from a hole in the ground. Thus: Ford is tone-deaf.
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  6. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    Ohh, gotcha!
  7. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    In the Nanoha-verse, it's common practice a newborn baby to have their Linker Core (source of magic) slightly extracted during the general weight-length-everything-else-checking. The medical reason for this is to check for abnormalities that could mean a health issue (or for weird magic colors that mean the kid won the genetic-engineering-descent lottery), but it also lets the parents know their kid's Theme Magic Color and be able to color-code everything appropriately, at least until the kid's old enough to pick out their own clothes and furnishings and such.

    If they have 'it's a girl/boy!' parties, then they also use the theme color on all the invitations and such, instead of pink/blue.

    eta: Also, since there's no real way to make standardized horoscopes across planets in different systems, color-based fortunetelling has become much more popular (though some horoscope stuff does linger on the longer-established planets, and every so often you'll hear stuff about the old Belkan horoscope, that may or may not be accurate to anything from that era. And if you see anything about Al-Hazardi zodiacs, then it's pretty much guranteed to be fake.)
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Jägermonsters purr and sleep in pack-piles. (For bonding and also to have everyone smell like pack. Returning wild jägers kept getting pounced on for roughhousing so they´d stop smelling so damn weird)
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  9. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Feferi Peixes gets really into human music. Specifically, human thrash metal and screamcore. She is the unholy terror of the moshpit and yes, she can headbang the entire ridiculous mass of her hair. It is FUCKING. MAJESTIC.
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  10. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    people are gonna get trapped in it
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  11. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    This is part of why she is the terror of the pit.
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Ace Attorney: Simon Blackquill once got invited to join Wright Anything Agency movie night because Maya was making them watch one of the Steel Samurai anime spinoffs. This resulted in a three-way heated argument between Maya, Edgeworth, and Simon about the nature of honor and a samurai's duty, with Maya threatening to channel an actual samurai to prove she was right (even though no one but her could speak Japanese, even Prosecutor Weeaboo), Nick, Trucy, and Athena on the couch popcorn.gif-ing and encouraging people indiscriminately, and Apollo making this face:
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  14. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    There are also some really amazingly bad Steel Samurai spinoffs. There was a ~gritty~ reboot movie at one point, and even Edgeworth, who's generally one of those fans who insists on abiding by every bit of canon no matter how terrible it is, writes it out of everything and pretends it didn't happen except for occasionally making passive-aggressive jabs at it.
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  15. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    Jade speaks with a very noticeable prospitian accent. No, I don't know what a prospitian accent sounds like.
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  16. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Distinctly chess like. Same as the dersian one only paler.
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  17. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    The Derse-Prospit conflict is actually about how to pronounce "gif".
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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  19. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

    Who says it which way?
  20. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Dersites pronounce it the correct way, of course.
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